Friday, March 30, 2012

Sassy Women Are Welcome Here

Please welcome Lisa Orchard. One of my APsistas whom I just adore. Being with Astraea Press is truly one of the most rewarding parts of my job.

Hello! My name is Lisa Orchard and I’m guest blogging today. I want to thank Bri for allowing me to visit.  Since Bri is kind of a sassy lady. J I thought it would be appropriate to mention another woman who is considered sassy as well. Her name is Gloria Steinem. She’s a pioneer in her field and recognized as a leader of the women’s liberation movement, and guess what? She’s also a writer!

According to Wikipedia, Steinem actively campaigned for the Equal Rights movement in addition to other law and social reforms that promoted equality between women and men. Her actions helped strike down many long-standing sex discriminatory laws, such as those that gave superior rights in marriage and denied women equal economic opportunities.

In 1972 she became the founding editor and publisher of Ms. Magazine, which brought feminist issues to the forefront of society and the media, quickly becoming the movement’s most influential publication. This pioneering woman definitely has some sass!

Speaking of sassy women and sassy characters, check out the blurb and excerpt below from my debut novel, “The Super Spies and the Cat Lady Killer.” These young girls fit into the sassy category also.

This book opens in a small town in Michigan where fifteen-year-old Sarah Cole is stuck spending the summer at her Aunt and Uncle’s with her sister, Lacey. She’s not happy with the situation until she befriends a girl named Jackie. The three girls stumble upon the ruthless murder of a reclusive neighborhood woman. One of the officers investigating the crime believes the girls are responsible for her death. Fearing that this officer will frame them for the murder, the girls organize their own detective squad. They become the Super Spies and start their own fact-finding mission.  The Super Spies can’t understand why anyone would want to murder the “Cat Lady” until they start digging into her past and discover a horrible crime that happened thirty years ago. They uncover a connection between the two crimes and attempt to bring this information to the police, only to be reprimanded for meddling in the inquest. Not only are the girls upset by the admonition, but they also struggle with the fact that their exuberant investigating could provide a legal loophole allowing the killer to go free. To make matters worse, the police don’t even believe them. Frustrated by this turn of events, the Super Spies realize it’s up to them to snare the Cat Lady killer, or die trying…

Alarm bells rang in Sarah’s head—this has to be out of character for someone who never leaves their home. She turned back and whispered to the other girls. “Hey!”
Jackie poked her head out. “What?”
“The storm door’s open.”
“So…what do I do?”
“Duh…Ring the door bell.”
Sarah shrugged and pushed the doorbell. It let out an irritating buzz and she had the feeling it had been broken long ago and never fixed. She dashed down the stairs.  The cats scattered, alarmed by the sudden activity. Reaching the shrubs, Sarah hid with her sister and Jackie.
            Gasping for breath, Sarah waited for a reaction from the old woman. Her heart pummeled her ribs and she pressed her hand to her chest to calm it.
After a few minutes, Sarah started to pace. “Well…nothing’s happened.” She peeked out from behind the shrub and saw the screen door hanging ajar. “I bet she’s not even home. I’m going to try again.”
Jackie shrugged. “Be careful, remember she’s a witch.”
Sarah shook her head, and then peered out from behind the shrubs. Once again, she climbed the stairs. She was braver this time and it didn’t take her as long to make it to the door.
She looked inside, her heart lurching in her chest. She tiptoed to the picture window and peered through it. Gasping, she ran back to the entryway. Pulling it open, she lunged inside.
Sarah stared, unable to tear herself away.  Shock ran through her body like an electrical current as she eyed the scene before her. The crumpled form of the Cat Lady lay on the living room floor, just inside the door. No life flickered in the old woman’s staring eyes. Her mouth gaped open in a silent scream and her hands were up around her head as if she were warding off blows. Turning away from the Cat Lady’s body, Sarah gagged as the coppery scent of blood assaulted her. There was blood splattered everywhere, on the wall, on the carpet and under the Cat Lady’s body.
Suddenly, Sarah’s throat constricted and she gasped for breath. Fearing she would faint, she stumbled back out the door and collided with Jackie and Lacey on the porch.
Jackie grabbed Sarah’s arm and shook her. “What are you doing? Are you crazy? I never said to go inside!”
Sarah didn’t speak—she just stared blankly at the porch.
Jackie shook her again. “Are you under the Cat Lady’s spell?”
Lacey whimpered. “Hey, Sarah….can you hear me? Sarah?”
“She’s under the Cat Lady’s spell,” Jackie said waving her hand in front of Sarah’s eyes.
“Oh my---,” Sarah moaned and clutched Jackie’s arm.
“What is it?” Jackie shook her again. “Speak…say something!”
“Th-th-the C-C-Cat Lady, sh-sh-she’s,” Sarah stuttered.
“She’s what?” Jackie demanded.
“Sh-she’s dead.”


  1. Thanks for hosting Bri! I appreciate it! :)

  2. The Super Spies is a terrific book! I loved it! My only question is, what happened to all the cats? :)(In my imagination,the main characters found homes for all of them...)

    1. The police took them to the Humane Society, where they all eventually found homes! :) Thanks for reading my story! I'm glad you liked it! :)And thanks for stopping by today!

  3. Gloria Steinem was one of my heroes. And I'm sure the Super Spies will be trailblazers, too!

    1. I love her too! She just keeps on going doesn't she! Thanks for stopping by Patty! It's greatly appreciated! I hope all is well with you!

  4. Every neighborhood has a cat lady. This sounds like a great story. Congratulations on your new release and many sales.