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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Food Porn by the Caveat Queen


        Food Porn
by the Caveat Queen 



Sitting slack-jawed, drooling, and motionless on the couch last weekend, I sat staring at the television as the hours passed.  I was jealously watching the host of each show enjoy luscious dishes that I could only dream of encountering.  At one point, I actually groaned as the host described a dish that he was preparing to enjoy.  That’s when it hit me.  These shows had crossed the line, or I had.  Someone certainly had, as these oversized sandwiches, their contents temptingly spilling onto the plate and practically into my living room, desserts whose chocolate nearly melted right into my mouth, and sauces whose ingredients only needed to be mentioned to make me want to climb right through the TV into the kitchens that I was voyeuristically watching: I wasn’t watching cooking shows!  These were food porn!